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Pick 10 friends and/or characters (whether they be your own, or from a show, comic, etc) and assign them each to the numbers below. Then fill out the questions listed. NO PEEKING AHEAD.


1. Doopliss
2. Nastasia
3. Popple
4. Mario
5. Lady Timpani/Tippi
6. Francis
7. Dimentio
8. Mr. L/Luigi
9. Fawful
10. Count Bleck/Lord Blumiere

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NOW LET THE QUESTIONS BEGIN:

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WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF? ...


You come home and find 5 and 4 completely drunk, laying on your couch?

Blumiere's gonna be PIIIISSED.

10 plotted to take over the world?

I thought he already did that. Oh wait, it was to DESTROY the world and all dimensions. Well, if he did, then he'd succeed if Dimi didn't already betray him.

One day at school, 3 comes in as your substitute teacher?

*fangasps and watches contently as he steals the valuables from the classroom*

Randomly, 9 kills 7 right in front of you?

I knew Fawful was crazy but damn. Killing the master of dimensions? That's epic.

You wake up and randomly find 2 in your bed, sleeping next to you?

Nassy's gay, Nassy's gay... *crawls out of bed slowly*

6 and 9 announce that they are going to have a child?

It'd turn out to be a nerdy green little thing of course.

1 got abducted by aliens?

I swear this happened in the other meme. But I think he can handle himself. I mean, he's a ghost after all.

3 and 7 started a cult, and what would the cult be about?

It'd be about taking over the universe and stealing all of it's precious valuables, see?

Suddenly 8 madly fell in love with 6?

THAT'S DISGUSTING. And besides, Francis would NEVER agree to that! He's in love with hot anime babes.

2 comes running, and pins you to the ground for no reason, and starts licking your face?

Oh my GOD Nastasia! What the heck is up with you today?!

For no reason, 5 kept ignoring you?

That's not very nice of you Tippi. What if I asked for a tattle?! I'd have no information Pixl by my side to tell me whatever!

2 cooked for you?

I won't make a homo remark but it'd better be good. Lasagna perhaps?

4 was in the hospital for some reason?

Wow, Bowser really did a number on you this time.

6 had a dentist appointment, but was extremely scared?

Don't worry Francis! Do if for all the HAWT BABES out there! It'll be SHWEET.

You saw 3 crying all alone?

Awww... *hugs him* you'll get that diamond next time.

You and 9 went to a bar?

*leaves 30 minutes later with a roaringly drunk Fawful to my side* =3=

8 and 9 are fighting over you?

I feel loved! *hugs Fawful to end the bout*

You were sitting on a couch with 4, and they wrap their arm around you?

MARIO! HOW DARE YOU? What if Peach saw you?!

You were walking along, and 1 comes up and glomps you?

GHOST! *tries to pry him off but then realizes it's Doopliss and stops* Sorry about that.

1 ties 10 to a pole, and tries to burn them with a flamethrower?

NO COUNT BLECK! ;A; *slaps Doopliss upside the party hat*

You come home, to find that 1 has stolen all of 2's clothes, leaving them to run around naked?

*dies*

You walk into a room and find 1 and 9 making out?

I thought Fawful had much hatred for the ghost of stupidness. -reference to ~SelanPike's oneshot-

2 comes up to you, asking to borrow some of your clothes?

Sure. *gives her some of my clothes and ushers her out of my room*

During a long walk home, suddenly 6 runs out with a chainsaw, flailing it around in front of you?

AHHH! *turns and runs away*

You’re peacefully sleeping, and in the middle of the night, 10 calls you, saying that they’re unable to sleep?

"OMIGOSH COUNT, WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
"Bleh... I can't sleep..."
"TURN OFF THE VOID AND GO TO SLEEP. GOOD NIGHT." *hangs up*

For no apparent reason, 5 breaks 7's arm?

Well he kinda deserved it.

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WHAT WOULD THEY DO IN THESE SITUATIONS?


Three large men are beating you up. What does 10 do?

Being a gentleman such as himself, he would not allow such a thing! *sucks them up in a mini-void*

It's your birthday, what do 3, 5 and 7 do, and give you?

Popple wouldn't give me anything, instead, he'd steal one of the presents. Timpani would give me a book filled with all of the enemy's tattle and battle info. Dimentio would give me something horrible in a box.

You got dumped by someone you were in a relationship with for a long time, what does 1 do?

"Too bad slick. But hey, there are plenty of boos in the Steeple. You'll find one just for you."

You're about to get raped, what does 2 do?

She hypnotizes them and makes them rape themself. (if utterly possible.)

A car hits you, sending you to the hospital with serious injures, what does 6 do?

Being the geek he is, he'll stay by my side telling me about how shweet the newest season of the Grodus Chronicles is and then ask if I would go on a date with him after I get out of the hospital. (I say yes out of sheer niceness and hey, he stayed with me all this time.)

Your house catches on fire, and you're trapped inside, what does 5 do?

Almost nothing. Mario comes and saves the day instead.

Zombies are surrounding you, and are about to eat your brains, what does 2 do?

I bet she'd go all secretary kung-fu on them.

You can't stop hiccuping, what does 4 do?

He gets me a glass of water and maybe a paper bag.

You announce to 7 that you plan to become a duct tape enthusiast, what does 7 do?

He doesn't care, but then steals all my duct tape and wraps it around anyone he can find for enjoyment.

Randomly, 10 and 1 decide to cut 2's hair, what happens?

"Stay still slick, we're just gonna cut a little off!"
*Bleck accidentally cuts the whole bun off* "..."

What would 1 do if they saw 8 with 1's boyfriend/girlfriend?

"Okay, I am SO haunting you for the rest of your life slick."

Giant robots start destroying the city, and 1 tries to stop them, what do you and 3 do?

We go off ignoring it and steal from all the stores that have yet to be destroyed.

You’re really angry and upset, what does 2 do?

She tells me to ignore it and stop fooling around. Much work has yet to be done.

3 murders 9's best friend, what do they do?

Fawful menacingly chokes Popple to death.


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FRIENDSHIPS AND RELATIONSHIPS:


1 becomes madly in love with 5?

"I'm kinda already married..."
"Oh... sorry then slick..."

7 starts dating 6? Why?

He can't get Luigi to be his anymore.

What do you do if 3 suddenly asks you out on a date?

*accepts without much thought*

Would 2 ever date 10?

NO BECAUSE HE'S MARRIED MAN.

You get a haircut, and 7 keeps staring at you for some reason, what do you think of it?

Oh man, he's gonna make fun of it! I just know it... *Dimi makes some smart-ass remark about it*

5 announces that they are pregnant, what happens?

"Awww! I knew you and the Count had it in them! So, whatcha gonna name it?"

You come home, and suddenly 2 kisses you, what do you do?

*pushes her* I SWEAR. Something's up with you! Just leave me alone! >A<

Could 7 and 1 be soul mates?

Oh hell no.

3 asks you out to a dance, do you accept?

YES.

In a contest, 3 wins awesome tickets to a concert, what concert, and who would they invite out of the ten?

Popple doesn't WIN tickets, he STEALS tickets. And they're to a faggy Jonas Bros. concert. Oh, he won't invite anyone cuz he's selfish.

10 applies for a job with 7, what is it?

*both are standing outside a 'gentleman's club'*
"So uh, is this the place you were talking about?"
"Oh yeah! Ah ha ha, it's got tons of openings and you'll fit right in..." *malicious grin*

2 and 1 are set up on a blind date, how does it turn out?

They just stare at each other awkwardly.

Would 5 trust 4?

Of course! They had an entire adventure together you know!

Cops are chasing after you and 4, why are the cops chasing you, and what do you do?

Mario accidentally jumped onto a cop's car. I still run but scream that is was an accident the whole time.

9 decides to give you a gift, what is it?

He gives me fury in a box. Properly named: Evil Chainchomp of Fury.

10 jumps you in a dark alleyway, does 7 rescue you?

Count Bleck just gets crazier and crazier with each passing question. But no, Dimentio does not save me.

Why is 3 afraid of 4?

Because Mario PWNS, that's why.

2 gathers everyone around to tell a fairytale, how does it go?

"So um, once upon a time there was this cat, 'k?"
"THIS HAS MUCH BORING!"
"Yeah slick, make it scary!"
"Bleh heh, I'm quite content with this one..."
*steals all of Castle Bleck's treasures, see?*


What would happen if 1 had a tea party and invited 8 and 6?

Luigi would die and Francis would just talk about sci-fi nonsense.

10 and 5 are having a wedding, and suddenly 7 crashes it, what happens, and why?

Blumiere: Dimentio! What are you doing here?!
Timpani: We thought you died!
Dimentio: Ahahaha, did you really think I'd be gone for good, like a one-time villain who has done their part in the story? I came to end all your games once and for all!

9 gets into a car crash, how does 4 react?

Mario can't really care, since it's Fawful and all.

What would happen if 1 and 5 were left alone at your house/apartment for an entire weekend?

Doopliss would try to snuggle up with a reluctant Tippi.

6, 8, 2 and 9 all tackle you at once, what do you do?

I'd beat up Francis, glomp Fawful, apologize to Luigi for whatever I did, and try to talk Nassy out of doing this!

All ten throw a surprise party for you, what happens, and what do they get you?

Doopliss gets me a party hat, Nastasia gets me a fountain pen, Popple gives me absolutely nothing, Mario gets me a winged cap, Timpani gets me a butterfly ribbon, Francis gets me a MeowMaid, Dimentio sends me to Dimension D for a day, Mr. L gives me a signed photo of himself, Fawful gives me a ray gun, and Count Bleck gets me a book.